Brighten up your garden and put smiles on visitors’ faces as they walk past your funny lawn gnomes. Garden gnomes are a great way to show off your personality to the outside world. There is a wide variety of gnomes available today, however, the topic of the article is to highlight the best inappropriate garden gnomes that are funny!
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The Best Inappropriate Garden Gnomes
The inappropriate garden gnomes can range in a lot of different colors, sizes, shapes, and themes.
In a Hurry? Here are Our Top Inappropriate Garden Gnomes
| Image | Title | Buy |
|---|---|---|
 | Gnometastic The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.45" Tall - Indoor/Outdoor Funny Lawn Gnome Decoration | Check Today's Price |
 | Design Toscano Loonie Moonie Bare Buttocks Garden Gnome Statue, Medium 8 Inch, Polyresin, Full Color | Check Today's Price |
 | Bella Haus Design Peeing Gnome - 10.3" Tall Polyresin - Naughty Garden Gnome for Lawn Ornaments, Indoor or Outdoor Decorations - Red and Green Funny Flashing Gnomes | Check Today's Price |
 | Ebros Go Away Rude Gnome and His Squirrel at The Window Flipping Off Guests Wall Decor 9" H Whimsical Grumpy Gnome Wall Plaque | Check Today's Price |
 | Gnometastic Smoking Gnome Indoor Outdoor Garden Statue, 8.5 Inches | Check Today's Price |
 | Gnometastic Beer Guzzling Garden Gnome Statue - Indoor/Outdoor Funny Lawn Gnome | Check Today's Price |
 | DWK - Happy Time Bunch - Set of 4 - Mini Gnomes with Bong Wine Beer and Pipe Party Favor Figurine Decor for Home and Office, 4-inch | Check Today's Price |
The funny lawn gnome themes that we will showcase today are:
- Mooning gnomes
- Rude garden gnomes
- Horror zombie garden gnomes
- Combat garden gnomes
- Funny garden gnomes
- The traditional gnome
- The happy gnome
For each funny and inappropriate theme, we will highlight a few awesome gnomes that fit the theme well and would look great in any garden.
Mooning gnomes
The mooning gnomes belong to the inappropriate garden gnomes category. For those of you that do not know what mooning gnomes are: mooning gnomes are gnomes that have their pants lowered and show of their bare butts.
Mooning Garden Gnome
- MOONING GNOME - Our naughty gnome statues cute gnome butt shines as the perfect gag gift and one of the most unique garden ornaments your guests will ever be exposed to
- WELCOME GARDEN GNOMES - As he welcomes your guests, our funny gnome statues beard touches the ground as his gnome butt reaches for the sky
- HIGH-QUALITY - Hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with durable designer resin, our garden gnomes exposed areas are topped with UV resistant, full color paint
- DESIGN TOSCANO GNOME - Exclusive to the Design Toscano brand, this cute nome squatting statue makes a perfect gift for home, lawn or garden
- Our perfectly sized lawn gnomes figurines measure 7. 5Wx6Dx8H. 1 lb.
The Mooning Garden Gnome is a fun example of a naughty gnome. The gnome is made of PVC material.
This cheeky gnome is a great way to show your personality to first time visitors as it will add to a more adventures atmosphere for your garden. The gnome will grab the attention of everyone and makes for a great conversation piece.
- The dimensions of the product are: 9.5 x 6 x 6 inches
- The weight of the item is: 1.1 ounces
Moonie Bare Buttocks Garden Gnome Statue
- HIGH QUALITY This Gnome Is A Notch Above Your Average Gnome! Hand Painted With Outdoor Grade Paint With Extreme Detail To Make Him Come To Life! Also Constructed Of High Quality Stone Resin To Withstand Outdoor Conditions.
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- BIRD & MOON: Sometimes A Middle Finger Is Not Enough! This Hilarious Piece Of Art Provides A Warm Welcome Into The Office, Home, Garden Or Any Place A Bird & Moon Is Needed!
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The Moonie Bare Buttocks Garden Gnome Statue is a funny looking gnome that gives out a playful vibe. The mooning gnome is made with a quality resin and is also hand painted.
The gnome has a little friend sitting on his back, as the bluebird looks down on the bare buttocks of the happy gnome. In addition, the gnome has a nice and cheeky smile to greet your visitors welcome in your garden or home.
- The dimensions of the product are: 6 x 7.5 x 8 inches
- The weight of the item is: 1 pounds
Rude Garden Gnomes
The evil garden gnomes are known to be naughty. They might have a rude or offensive quote attached to them and look angry or mysterious. These gnomes are a great way to show off the darker side of your humor.
Go Away Garden Gnome
- Looking to startle your guests or even send them away? This Gnome and his pet squirrel is rude and he frowns at any visitors with their middle finger pointed high up to the sky!!! It is a whimsical decor for your wall, creating an effect of gnomes living inside your wall looking out through the window, terrorizing passers by. It makes a great ice breaker and center of attention for any parties!
- This Rude Gnome Wall Decor is made of hardened polyresin and fiberglass. He is expertly hand painted, polished and outdoor coated. Color Tone may vary from pictures.
- This Rude Gnome Wall Decor measures approximately 9 tall, 7 wide and 2.5 deep. He weighs about 2 pounds and hangs on one screw. It is recommended to anchor your screw before hanging this Gnome Decor up on the wa
The Go Away Garden Gnome really does not wants to welcome any visitors to the garden and would gladly kick all of those unwanted visitors out of the garden.
The sign go away says enough! Or just look at the angry facial expression of the gnome. Or the middle finger the naughty gnome is showing!
The gnome is a great addition to any garden and shows off your funny side to the world. The gnome is weatherproof and made of resin.
- The dimensions of the product are: 4.5 x 6.2 x 9.5 inches
- The weight of the item is: 12 ounces
Solar Grumpy Garden Gnome
- Durable Garden Light- Our dwarf welcome statue is made of high-quality resin, all parts are waterproof, it can withstand all bad weather conditions, and will not fade when placed outdoors for a long time.
- Garden Decoration-Very suitable for garden decoration, suitable for courtyards, terraces, doorways, and sidewalks.
- Warm Gift- Size: 7.7”L x 5”W x12.3”H,This lawn ornament is a perfect gift for Christmas ,Thanksgiving, Birthdays, Mother’s Day and Housewarming.
- Easy To Install- Forget about cables and wires,Simply turn on the figurine and leave it in the “on” position in the daytime. The solar panel will charge within 5-8 hours during the day and light up automatically at night for 8-10 hours.
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The Solar Grumpy Garden Gnome does not want any unwanted visitors at night! It even has a squirrel friend to back him up, if there is any trouble! The great thing about this gnome is that the go away sign glows at night as it has a solar panel on the back that stores sunlight during the day.
The gnome would be a nice feature of any garden, especially since it also emits light in the dark.
- The dimensions of the product are: 11.1 x 8.9 x 7.4 inches
- The weight of the item is: 1.9 pounds
Zombie Horror Garden Gnomes
Are you a fan of zombie movies or shows like the Walking dead? The zombie apocalypse is near as these scary looking zombie garden gnomes slowly try to creep forward to infect everyone! The zombie garden gnomes are also great to use as a Halloween decoration.
The horror garden gnomes are gnomes that look creepy, scary or otherwise represent the horror theme. Horror shows and movies have been a cultural hit for a very long time and horror garden gnomes are a great way to showcase your dark and hilarious humor. These gnomes could also do well as holiday decorations.
Mini Zombie Gnomes
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The Mini Zombie Gnomes are great zombie garden gnomes as they look creepy and will frighten visitors when they first spot the zombies. A great feature is that these zombie garden gnomes have glow in the dark eyes! This makes it a great Halloween decoration.
The gnomes come in a set of 3 individual gnomes, as pictured. The gnomes have a weather resistant paint coat applied to them. In addition, the gnomes are made from handcrafted resin.
- The dimensions of the product are: 2 x 1.9 x 4 inches
- The weight of the item is: 2.9 ounces
Walking Dead Zombie Gnome
- Indoor/Outdoor Halloween or garden decoration
- Made of high quality resin
- Hand painted with outdoor quality paint
- Individually boxed for added shipping protection
- Perfect gift for those who love Zom
The Walking Dead Zombie Gnome is another fun style zombie. This zombie is less creepy than the previous zombie gnomes, however, it still looks like a fun and colorful representation of the zombie theme.
This comical-styled zombie has a pet frog with it to torment and scares guests that visit your garden! The zombie garden gnome is made from resin and is another product you could use as a holiday decoration.
- The dimensions of the product are: 13.5 x 8.7 x 6.8 inches
- The weight of the item is: 1.8 pounds
Halloween Horror Zombie Garden Gnome
- The Standing Grotesque Zombie Gnome Statue measures 11.5 tall, 5.25 long and 4 deep approximately. It weighs about 1.25 pounds. The Crawling Zombie Gnome Statue measures 7 tall, 7 long and 5 deep approximately. It weighs about 1.25 pounds.
- These Grotesque Zombie Gnome Statues are made of designer composite resin, hand painted and polished individually.
- Behold the coming of the zombie apocalypse! These Gnome Zombies have risen from the dead and they are creeping around the neighborhood! One has a severed leg with his eye popping out of the socket while the other is armless. They make very interesting decors to place by your home entrance, in your garden peeking out of the flower shrubs or wherever you fancy to shock your guests!
- Props in photos are not included with the items. They are meant to provide size perspective of the item(
The Halloween Horror Zombie Garden Gnome features a zombie gnome that is going to try and eat all the humans! There are two colors schemes available. It also is a large garden gnomes item as it is 17 inches tall.
The gnome is made of plastic. It could also be a great holiday decoration accent as it can be placed outdoors or indoors.
- The dimensions of the product are: 17 x 6 x 6 inches
- The weight of the item is: 2.2 pounds
Cat Gnome Massacre
- NO MORE BORING GARDEN DECOR - this beautifully hand painted resin cat with tiger stripes and cuteness overload is sure to be the centerpiece of your garden this year and a joy for your friends to find hiding in your Annuals and Perennials
- DONT WORRY - only eats gnomes. Dogs, mailmen and neighbors are 100% safe. Perfect gifts for gnome lovers or haters, Moms, Dads, Daughters, grandparents. Wonderful housewarming gift.
- HIGH QUALITY - handcrafted and made from durable resin material.
- Big enough to be noticed but small enough to fit on a bookshelf. Perfect size for many locations.
- Guaranteed to make the number of gnomes in your garden greatly decrea
The Cat Massacre features a cat that is eating and destroying poor little gnomes. The art piece could be kept outdoors as well as indoors. The art décor is made from resin and is handmade.
It will hundred percent keep gnomes out of your garden as the cat is well trained and only eats gnomes! Humans, dogs, and other animals are safe!
Do you like animal statues for in your garden? Then read our article: Lifelike concrete garden statues animals for your home.
- The dimensions of the product are: 5 x 5.5 x 9.5 inches
- The weight of the item is: 1.7 pounds
Combat garden gnomes
The combat garden gnomes are gnomes that typically hold some kind of gun or knife and look like they are having a great time defending your garden. The combat garden gnomes could resemble a military-style character or a cartoon style character.
Ninja Gnome
- NINJA GNOME - Beware, our Ninja Garden Gnome is ready for a sneak attack on any unwelcome visitors to your home or garden
- FUNNY GNOME - This funny gnome garden statue will protect your home and garden using his special ninja gnome powers!
- HIGH-QUALITY - Hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with durable designer resin, our fairy garden gnomes are topped with UV resistant paint
- DESIGN TOSCANO GNOME - Exclusive to the Design Toscano brand, this cute nome statue makes a perfect gift for home, lawn or garden
- Our perfectly sized lawn gnomes figurines each measure 7Wx5Dx10H. 1
The Ninja Gnome is dressed in black like ninjas often are. The funny thing about the Ninja Gnome is that it found a garden tool and is ready to strike from the shadows to anyone who is a danger to your garden!
The gnome is made of resin and is weatherproof, which means you can keep this gnome outdoors all year long. It is also hand painted.
- The dimensions of the product are: 3.2 x 4.8 x 9 inches
- The weight of the item is: 1.2 pounds
Garden Battle Gnome with Hammer
- Excellent battle armor
- Ambush ready pose
- Not afraid of the dark
- Prefers not to just talk it out
- Adept at guarding cubic
The Garden Battle Gnome with Hammer figure is a cartoon styled combat garden gnomes representation. This gnome does not hold a gun, but fits in well with the combat theme as the gnome will not be messed with! The gnome is ready to use the hammer at any time.
The gnome also has some awesome looking battle armor along with the hammer and also kind of looks like a battle dwarf.
- The dimensions of the product are: 5 x 4 x 4 inches
- The weight of the item is: 1 pounds
Unique garden gnomes
The unique garden gnomes could represent a huge range of hilarious gnomes. The funny lawn gnomes are a great way to showcase your personality to everyone. They are also a great way to give a little extra atmosphere to the theme of your choice, you want to represent with your garden.
Game of Gnomes
- HILARIOUS GARDEN GNOME: This hilarious garden gnome is a must-have for any Game of Thrones fan. This statue of gnomed nature doth lay claim to the territory henceforth known as thy garden. It’s funny for gardens, offices or anywhere a gnome will lurk.
- GAME OF GNOMES: Brace yourself, the weeds are coming. This funny garden gnome has “Game of Gnomes” written on the front and features a gnome sitting upon the Iron Throne. Just don’t forget to water your garden or you’ll end up with tumbleweeds.
- MAKES A GREAT GAG GIFT: Perfect for a housewarming gag gift or funny gift anytime, this hand-painted ceramic garden gnome is sure to make your gift recipient laugh! It’s a great gift idea for every Game of Thrones fan.
- WEATHERPROOF: Made of durable cast poly resin, the Game of Gnomes garden gnome is weatherproof and can withstand the elements, making it the perfect addition to your garden or lawn. Approximately 9.5 inches tall.
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The Game of Gnomes figure is obviously a reference to the TV show Game of Thrones, only this time it is all about the gnomes. The iron throne or in this case the gnome throne looks awesome. Instead of a sword, the gnome is holding a shovel.
All in all, it is a very nicely done parody of Game of Thrones with Gnomes and is also an hilarious addition to any garden. The product is hand painted and weatherproof. It can be placed indoors or outdoors.
- The dimensions of the product are: 7.1 x 6.2 x 9.8 inches
- The weight of the item is: 1.4 pounds
Biker Gnome Statue
- Beautifully painted with lifelike details
- Composition: polyresin
- Indoor and outdoor use
- Model Number: 7561
The Biker Gnome Statue is a great opportunity to show either your though side or your love of motorbikes. The gnome looks awesome sitting on top of the big motorcycle. The detail in both the gnome and motorcycle is great.
The product is carefully hand painted and is made of resin. The biker gnome can be placed anywhere you would like.
- The dimensions of the product are: 5.5 x 13.5 x 11 inches
- The weight of the item is: 3 pounds
The Traditional Gnome
The traditional gnome could be described as a gnome that has the key characteristics like a white beard and pointy hat, as well as an animal or flower. Or something else to represent nature. These traditional gnomes are great outdoor décor pieces as they can be outdoors the whole year.
Garden Gnome Holding a Bird
- OUTDOOR STATUE: Whimsical garden gnone holding a bird looks great in your yard or garden, or placed on your deck or porch
- TIMELESS LOOK: Colorful design on a classic yard decoration creates a nostalgic and fun atmosphere in your yard
- PLAYFUL DESIGN: Fun design adds a playful look while bringing a little bit of magic and joy to your home or garden
- DURABLE: Polyresin construction is rust and weather-resistant to keep your outdoor statue looking new over time
- IDEAL SIZE: Statue measures 5L x 5W x 12H, the perfect size for your yard, and includes a one-year manufacturers warranty from date of purch
The Garden Gnome Holding a Bird is a typical traditional gnome, with the white beard, red hat, and animal. Polyresin is the material that was used to make this gnome.
The gnome will fit any garden as it has a nice design style. The bird is cute and the gnome is as well. It is a great piece to add a little extra magic to any garden
- The dimensions of the product are: 5 x 5 x 12 inches
- The weight of the item is: 1.3 pounds
Large Garden Gnomes Statue
- 【Material】The lawn gnome is handcrafted and made of durable resin material and flocked with nylon fiber faux grass. Dimension: 13x7.9x5.1 inch.
- 【Perfect Size】This large outdoor gnome statue is 13 Inch tall. Its big enough to be noticed throughout the garden and suitable for walkways, garden, steps and cottages decoration. Unique flocked green finish blends in your garden decor and definitely brings delight to your garden visitors.
- 【Solar Power Light Design】This funny gnome garden figurine features a solar panel which is built into the lantern, it is surrounding the LED light in the base of the lantern. Please keep the garden gnome in a sunny place. The lampshade needs to be oriented towards the sun, which is conducive to light absorption. Charging in daytime and automatically lights up at night. Note: Make sure you turn on the button at the bottom before you put it in your garden.
- 【Weather-Proof】Every piece is hand-painted and has a protective coating to ensure that it doesnt color fading during inclement weather.
- 【Add Liveliness And Cuteness To Your Garden】TERESAS COLLECTIONS outdoor garden statues make a great addition to the beauty of any lawn or garden. You can use this cute gardening props to enhance your landscaping projects. It match various garden and patio designs. Its never been easier to decorate and personalize your gard
The Large Garden Gnomes Statue is tall as it has an height of 12 inches. The gnome has a beautiful look to it as it holds a wonderful flower. The hat of the gnome is also decorated with flowers.
The material used to make this gnome is resin. It is another traditional gnome that will help give any garden a more natural atmosphere.
- The dimensions of the product are: 5.5 x 4.7 x 12 inches
- The weight of the item is: 1.6 pounds
The Happy Gnome
A smiling or laughing gnome is what we typically refer to as a happy gnome. The happy gnome could also have some kind of uplifting quote, attached to the gnome statue itself.
It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere Party Gnome
- 1. This gnome brings peace and love to everyone, fairy garden, gnome garden.
- 2. Made of weather-resistant resin material, the high-grade resin is harmless and waterproof, makes the sculpture more realistic and makes your home more interesting.
- 3. The perfect Christmas party decoration, make your room full of Christmas atmosphere and have happy Christmas.
- 4. Looks so cool on the bookshelf! Provide beautiful decoration and romantic atmosphere for your house.
- 5. Very suitable for fairy-tale gardens, miniature gardens, magic gardens, your home, office, the shelf next to you at work and exquisite garden statue gif
The It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere Party Gnome is a perfect example of the happy gnome representation. The gnome emits happiness and has a fun quote that goes well with the party theme of the product.
In addition, the gnome uses bright colors to make it stand out more and give of that party vibe. The happy gnome can be used indoors as well as outdoors as it is made of weather resistant material.
- The dimensions of the product are: 9.5 x 7.2 x 4.9 inches
- The weight of the item is: 1.3 pounds
Garden Gnome Statue
- 【Material】The lawn gnome is handcrafted and made of durable resin material and flocked with nylon fiber faux grass. Dimension: 13x7.9x5.1 inch.
- 【Perfect Size】This large outdoor gnome statue is 13 Inch tall. Its big enough to be noticed throughout the garden and suitable for walkways, garden, steps and cottages decoration. Unique flocked green finish blends in your garden decor and definitely brings delight to your garden visitors.
- 【Solar Power Light Design】This funny gnome garden figurine features a solar panel which is built into the lantern, it is surrounding the LED light in the base of the lantern. Please keep the garden gnome in a sunny place. The lampshade needs to be oriented towards the sun, which is conducive to light absorption. Charging in daytime and automatically lights up at night. Note: Make sure you turn on the button at the bottom before you put it in your garden.
- 【Weather-Proof】Every piece is hand-painted and has a protective coating to ensure that it doesnt color fading during inclement weather.
- 【Add Liveliness And Cuteness To Your Garden】TERESAS COLLECTIONS outdoor garden statues make a great addition to the beauty of any lawn or garden. You can use this cute gardening props to enhance your landscaping projects. It match various garden and patio designs. Its never been easier to decorate and personalize your gard
The Garden Gnome Statue looks like the authentic traditional gnome that you think of when thinking about garden gnomes. The happy gnome even has a stick and uses the traditional color scheme of gnomes.
The outdoor sculpture is suitable for indoor as well as outdoor placement. It is made from weather resistant material and has extra weight added to it to give the gnome more stability.
The whole gnome is hand decorated and that shows as it has realistic hands and facial features.
- The dimensions of the product are: 5 x 6 x 12 inches
- The weight of the item is: 3.5 pounds
Conclusion: These are the Best Inappropriate Garden Gnomes
Gnomes are an awesome decorative item for any garden as they can be bought in so many different styles and themes. We hope that after reading this article on inappropriate garden gnomes, you will have a better understanding of which funny gnome is the best fit for your garden and represent your personality the best!
| Image | Title | Buy |
|---|---|---|
| Gnometastic The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.45" Tall - Indoor/Outdoor Funny Lawn Gnome Decoration | Check Today's Price |
| Design Toscano Loonie Moonie Bare Buttocks Garden Gnome Statue, Medium 8 Inch, Polyresin, Full Color | Check Today's Price |
| Bella Haus Design Peeing Gnome - 10.3" Tall Polyresin - Naughty Garden Gnome for Lawn Ornaments, Indoor or Outdoor Decorations - Red and Green Funny Flashing Gnomes | Check Today's Price |
| Ebros Go Away Rude Gnome and His Squirrel at The Window Flipping Off Guests Wall Decor 9" H Whimsical Grumpy Gnome Wall Plaque | Check Today's Price |
| Gnometastic Smoking Gnome Indoor Outdoor Garden Statue, 8.5 Inches | Check Today's Price |
| Gnometastic Beer Guzzling Garden Gnome Statue - Indoor/Outdoor Funny Lawn Gnome | Check Today's Price |
| DWK - Happy Time Bunch - Set of 4 - Mini Gnomes with Bong Wine Beer and Pipe Party Favor Figurine Decor for Home and Office, 4-inch | Check Today's Price |
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