Inappropriate Garden Gnomes

Brighten up your garden and put smiles on visitors’ faces as they walk past your funny lawn gnomes. Garden gnomes are a great way to show off your personality to the outside world. There is a wide variety of gnomes available today, however, the topic of the article is to highlight the best inappropriate garden gnomes that are funny!

The Best Inappropriate Garden Gnomes

The inappropriate garden gnomes can range in a lot of different colors, sizes, shapes, and themes.

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The funny lawn gnome themes that we will showcase today are:

Inappropriate Garden Gnomes
  • Mooning gnomes
  • Rude garden gnomes
  • Horror zombie garden gnomes
  • Combat garden gnomes
  • Funny garden gnomes
  • The traditional gnome
  • The happy gnome

For each funny and inappropriate theme, we will highlight a few awesome gnomes that fit the theme well and would look great in any garden.

Mooning gnomes

The mooning gnomes belong to the inappropriate garden gnomes  category. For those of you that do not know what mooning gnomes are: mooning gnomes are gnomes that have their pants lowered and show of their bare butts.

Mooning Garden Gnome

The Mooning Garden Gnome is a fun example of a naughty gnome. The gnome is made of PVC material.

This cheeky gnome is a great way to show your personality to first time visitors as it will add to a more adventures atmosphere for your garden. The gnome will grab the attention of everyone and makes for a great conversation piece.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 9.5 x 6 x 6 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 1.1 ounces

Moonie Bare Buttocks Garden Gnome Statue

The Moonie Bare Buttocks Garden Gnome Statue is a funny looking gnome that gives out a playful vibe. The mooning gnome is made with a quality resin and is also hand painted.

The gnome has a little friend sitting on his back, as the bluebird looks down on the bare buttocks of the happy gnome. In addition, the gnome has a nice and cheeky smile to greet your visitors welcome in your garden or home.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 6 x 7.5 x 8 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 1 pounds

Rude Garden Gnomes

The evil garden gnomes are known to be naughty. They might have a rude or offensive quote attached to them and look angry or mysterious. These gnomes are a great way to show off the darker side of your humor.

Go Away Garden Gnome

The Go Away Garden Gnome really does not wants to welcome any visitors to the garden and would gladly kick all of those unwanted visitors out of the garden.

The sign go away says enough! Or just look at the angry facial expression of the gnome. Or the middle finger the naughty gnome is showing!

The gnome is a great addition to any garden and shows off your funny side to the world. The gnome is weatherproof and made of resin.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 4.5 x 6.2 x 9.5 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 12 ounces

Solar Grumpy Garden Gnome

The Solar Grumpy Garden Gnome does not want any unwanted visitors at night! It even has a squirrel friend to back him up, if there is any trouble! The great thing about this gnome is that the go away sign glows at night as it has a solar panel on the back that stores sunlight during the day.

The gnome would be a nice feature of any garden, especially since it also emits light in the dark.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 11.1 x 8.9 x 7.4 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 1.9 pounds

Zombie Horror Garden Gnomes

Are you a fan of zombie movies or shows like the Walking dead? The zombie apocalypse is near as these scary looking zombie garden gnomes slowly try to creep forward to infect everyone! The zombie garden gnomes are also great to use as a Halloween decoration.

The horror garden gnomes are gnomes that look creepy, scary or otherwise represent the horror theme. Horror shows and movies have been a cultural hit for a very long time and horror garden gnomes are a great way to showcase your dark and hilarious humor. These gnomes could also do well as holiday decorations.

Mini Zombie Gnomes

The Mini Zombie Gnomes are great zombie garden gnomes as they look creepy and will frighten visitors when they first spot the zombies. A great feature is that these zombie garden gnomes have glow in the dark eyes! This makes it a great Halloween decoration.

The gnomes come in a set of 3 individual gnomes, as pictured. The gnomes have a weather resistant paint coat applied to them. In addition, the gnomes are made from handcrafted resin.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 2 x 1.9 x 4 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 2.9 ounces

Walking Dead Zombie Gnome

The Walking Dead Zombie Gnome is another fun style zombie. This zombie is less creepy than the previous zombie gnomes, however, it still looks like a fun and colorful representation of the zombie theme.

This comical-styled zombie has a pet frog with it to torment and scares guests that visit your garden! The zombie garden gnome is made from resin and is another product you could use as a holiday decoration.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 13.5 x 8.7 x 6.8 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 1.8 pounds

Halloween Horror Zombie Garden Gnome

The Halloween Horror Zombie Garden Gnome features a zombie gnome that is going to try and eat all the humans! There are two colors schemes available. It also is a large garden gnomes item as it is 17 inches tall.

The gnome is made of plastic. It could also be a great holiday decoration accent as it can be placed outdoors or indoors.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 17 x 6 x 6 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 2.2 pounds

Cat Gnome Massacre

The Cat Massacre features a cat that is eating and destroying poor little gnomes. The art piece could be kept outdoors as well as indoors. The art décor is made from resin and is handmade.

It will hundred percent keep gnomes out of your garden as the cat is well trained and only eats gnomes! Humans, dogs, and other animals are safe!

Do you like animal statues for in your garden? Then read our article: Lifelike concrete garden statues animals for your home.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 5 x 5.5 x 9.5 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 1.7 pounds

Combat garden gnomes

The combat garden gnomes are gnomes that typically hold some kind of gun or knife and look like they are having a great time defending your garden. The combat garden gnomes could resemble a military-style character or a cartoon style character.

Ninja Gnome

The Ninja Gnome is dressed in black like ninjas often are. The funny thing about the Ninja Gnome is that it found a garden tool and is ready to strike from the shadows to anyone who is a danger to your garden!

The gnome is made of resin and is weatherproof, which means you can keep this gnome outdoors all year long. It is also hand painted.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 3.2 x 4.8 x 9 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 1.2 pounds

Garden Battle Gnome with Hammer

The Garden Battle Gnome with Hammer figure is a cartoon styled combat garden gnomes representation. This gnome does not hold a gun, but fits in well with the combat theme as the gnome will not be messed with! The gnome is ready to use the hammer at any time.

The gnome also has some awesome looking battle armor along with the hammer and also kind of looks like a battle dwarf.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 5 x 4 x 4 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 1 pounds

Unique garden gnomes

The unique garden gnomes could represent a huge range of hilarious gnomes. The funny lawn gnomes are a great way to showcase your personality to everyone. They are also a great way to give a little extra atmosphere to the theme of your choice, you want to represent with your garden.

Game of Gnomes

The Game of Gnomes figure is obviously a reference to the TV show Game of Thrones, only this time it is all about the gnomes. The iron throne or in this case the gnome throne looks awesome. Instead of a sword, the gnome is holding a shovel.

All in all, it is a very nicely done parody of Game of Thrones with Gnomes and is also an hilarious addition to any garden. The product is hand painted and weatherproof. It can be placed indoors or outdoors.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 7.1 x 6.2 x 9.8 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 1.4 pounds

Biker Gnome Statue

The Biker Gnome Statue is a great opportunity to show either your though side or your love of motorbikes. The gnome looks awesome sitting on top of the big motorcycle. The detail in both the gnome and motorcycle is great.

The product is carefully hand painted and is made of resin. The biker gnome can be placed anywhere you would like.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 5.5 x 13.5 x 11 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 3 pounds

The Traditional Gnome

The traditional gnome could be described as a gnome that has the key characteristics like a white beard and pointy hat, as well as an animal or flower. Or something else to represent nature. These traditional gnomes are great outdoor décor pieces as they can be outdoors the whole year.

Garden Gnome Holding a Bird

The Garden Gnome Holding a Bird is a typical traditional gnome, with the white beard, red hat, and animal. Polyresin is the material that was used to make this gnome.

The gnome will fit any garden as it has a nice design style. The bird is cute and the gnome is as well. It is a great piece to add a little extra magic to any garden

  • The dimensions of the product are: 5 x 5 x 12 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 1.3 pounds

Large Garden Gnomes Statue

The Large Garden Gnomes Statue is tall as it has an height of 12 inches. The gnome has a beautiful look to it as it holds a wonderful flower. The hat of the gnome is also decorated with flowers.

The material used to make this gnome is resin. It is another traditional gnome that will help give any garden a more natural atmosphere.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 5.5 x 4.7 x 12 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 1.6 pounds

The Happy Gnome

A smiling or laughing gnome is what we typically refer to as a happy gnome. The happy gnome could also have some kind of uplifting quote, attached to the gnome statue itself.

It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere Party Gnome

The It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere Party Gnome is a perfect example of the happy gnome representation. The gnome emits happiness and has a fun quote that goes well with the party theme of the product.

In addition, the gnome uses bright colors to make it stand out more and give of that party vibe. The happy gnome can be used indoors as well as outdoors as it is made of weather resistant material.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 9.5 x 7.2 x 4.9 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 1.3 pounds

Garden Gnome Statue

The Garden Gnome Statue looks like the authentic traditional gnome that you think of when thinking about garden gnomes. The happy gnome even has a stick and uses the traditional color scheme of gnomes.

The outdoor sculpture is suitable for indoor as well as outdoor placement. It is made from weather resistant material and has extra weight added to it to give the gnome more stability.

The whole gnome is hand decorated and that shows as it has realistic hands and facial features.

  • The dimensions of the product are: 5 x 6 x 12 inches
  • The weight of the item is: 3.5 pounds

Conclusion: These are the Best Inappropriate Garden Gnomes

Gnomes are an awesome decorative item for any garden as they can be bought in so many different styles and themes. We hope that after reading this article on inappropriate garden gnomes, you will have a better understanding of which funny gnome is the best fit for your garden and represent your personality the best!

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